ruin a wish game

[jenny]

Granted, but now you can't afford a car.

I wish my landscape guy would make a start on building our patio.

[amanda]

Granted, but he builds it forever and ever, until it extends to down the road from your home.

I wish I could sleep a bit better.

[celebaelin]

Granted - your sleeps are the most technically perfect yet observed... they're just no longer in duration or more refreshing.

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I wish I may I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight.

[jenny]

Your wish is granted, but as it was unspecified it is a random wish that might be anybody's.

I wish I could lose weight without eating less.

[celebaelin]

Yike!

For reasons related to your health and well being I'm going to give you a chance to reconsider that wish Jenny!

Also I used the word 'I' five times in the wording so the intended target of my most recent wish isn't really open to question.

[jenny]

Of course the well known way to lose ten ugly pounds is to have your head chopped off!

Hmm - yes you did say 'the wish I wish tonight' but you didn't specify what that wish was, so the universe in its spite has just chucked any old wish at you.

I daren't make any political wish at the moment in case it backfires.

[celebaelin]

I meant that rapid unexplained weight loss is not usually considered a good thing!

Your lack of political will in the light of your being in posession of a bona fide wish results in a veritable carnival of dumbassery and consequent directionless chaos.

I wish the powers that be understood my intentions better.