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Post by tetsabb on Aug 26, 2024 17:07:08 GMT
Alien
The crew do not look too closely at the eggs, and nuke the site from.orbit
Lady Chatterly's Lover
Lord Chatterly is a Conscientious Objector so does not get his bits blown off
Breaking Bad
Walter White lives in a country with a half-decent health service, so gets treated for free.
Riders of Justice
A girl's bike is not stolen
2001
The apes ignore the monolith
Casablanca
Rick dobs Viktor Lazlo into the Nazis in Paris
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Post by ali on Aug 26, 2024 17:50:37 GMT
Doctor Who - Ian and Barbara find the junkyard and realise that they've got the wrong address.
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 26, 2024 18:23:46 GMT
JFK
Lee Harvey Oswald is not a very good shot.
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Post by Bondee on Aug 26, 2024 18:46:02 GMT
Nineteen Eighty-Four
The Party get the clocks looked at.
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Post by bigmartin on Aug 27, 2024 18:32:59 GMT
The Hobbit - Bilbo decides not to go after all.
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Post by jenny on Aug 27, 2024 18:53:32 GMT
Pride and Prejudice - Mr Darcy realizes he really fancies Elizabeth Bennet when he meets her at the ball.
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 27, 2024 19:04:02 GMT
The Bible
God thinks 'meh, it'll just be trouble...'
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Post by efros on Aug 27, 2024 22:46:54 GMT
Macbeth
Act 1 Scene 1: Macbeth, "Fuck it." Slices throat with his dagger,
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Post by pdr on Aug 28, 2024 7:21:16 GMT
The BibleGod thinks 'meh, it'll just be trouble...' In the beginning there was the Word, but the Word was deemed offensive so it was cancelled. |
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 28, 2024 9:01:09 GMT
The BibleGod thinks 'meh, it'll just be trouble...' In the beginning there was the Word, but the Word was deemed offensive so it was cancelled. Terry Christian was pretty annoying |
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 28, 2024 9:02:52 GMT
Dune (and its sequels)
The Atreides family turn down the offer of managing Arrakis, and stay at home.
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Post by celebaelin on Aug 28, 2024 14:43:16 GMT
À la recherche du temps perdu
Swann declines the madeleine and has a Hobnob with his tea instead.
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 28, 2024 16:50:41 GMT
Terminator
Cyberdyne is taken over by Elon Musk and goes bust.
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Bondee
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Post by Bondee on Aug 28, 2024 18:05:10 GMT
Casino Royale
The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "It stinks in here," said Bond. "Shall we go somewhere else?"
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Post by bigmartin on Aug 28, 2024 21:00:14 GMT
Moby Dick - Ishmael suffers badly from seasickness so joining a whaling ship is the last thing he wants to do.
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Post by amanda on Aug 28, 2024 23:33:18 GMT
Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay
The girls never go on the picnic as the scheduled day - Valentines day - is too hot.
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Post by Bondee on Aug 29, 2024 8:11:50 GMT
Pride & Prejudice
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of cocaine and hookers.
Moby Dick
Call me Ishmael.
"Why? Your name's Keith."
A Tale of Two Cities
It was times.
Rebecca
Last night I dreamt I went to Guildford again.
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Post by jenny on Aug 29, 2024 15:02:35 GMT
Hamlet
Not to be. <Jumps off battlements in scene 1.>
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 29, 2024 16:59:18 GMT
The Scottish Play
MacB encounters 3 women. Cuts their heads off after a bad day on the battlefield
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Post by barbados on Aug 29, 2024 17:43:20 GMT
In the beginning there was the Word, but the Word was deemed offensive so it was cancelled. Terry Christian was pretty annoying when you say "was"......... |
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Post by celebaelin on Aug 29, 2024 23:51:32 GMT
The Time Machine - H. G. Wells ...but it was utter bollocks so we left him to his worthless imaginings.
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Post by pdr on Aug 30, 2024 11:19:37 GMT
Hi there Godot - nice of you to drop by.
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Post by pdr on Aug 30, 2024 11:20:30 GMT
One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and-pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar. A passing sparrow ate him.
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Post by jenny on Aug 30, 2024 18:05:26 GMT
Lady Chatterley's Lover
"Constance, I've sacked that gamekeeper chappie Mellors - a bit crude I thought."
"OK Clifford."
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Post by Bondee on Aug 30, 2024 20:41:33 GMT
The Story of the Three Little PigsEverybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think they do. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I'm the butcher.
The Gruffalo
A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
A fox saw the mouse and the mouse looked good.
“Where are you going to, little brown mouse?"
"Mind yer own fahkin' business!"
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
It was seven minutes after midnight. The dog was crapping on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs Shears' house.
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Post by tetsabb on Aug 31, 2024 9:49:31 GMT
Just One Damn Thing after Another
Max does not apply to St Mary's, but is accepted to a far more conventional establishment
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Post by alexanderhoward on Aug 31, 2024 15:09:09 GMT
Rodya and Sonechka both get respectable, paid jobs.
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Post by efros on Aug 31, 2024 16:54:12 GMT
Yossarian fails his enlistment medical and spends the war behind the counter in a local bank
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Post by jenny on Aug 31, 2024 18:31:24 GMT
Gone with the Wind
Lincoln negotiates with the southern states and they agree to an amicable secession.
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Post by tetsabb on Sept 2, 2024 10:13:40 GMT
Home Alone
Macauley Culkin's family get half a mile down the road, realise he is not with them and come back to take him away
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